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• Evolution Isn't Even Logical

  Sun Jan 28, 2007
  • i don't consider the little waste of e-space above to be an actual article. As a science supporting person, I have no doubt in my mind that evolution does exist. There is proof everywhere you look.

• Female orgasms could potentially kill men

  Sun Jan 28, 2007
  • my directv runs on theta waves.

• Favorite Curse Words?!

  Thu Dec 28, 2006
  • Anytime.

• Favorite Curse Words?!

  Thu Dec 28, 2006
  • i like telling people to stop running their dick sucker and get back to work

• Enormous ice shelf snaps off in Arctic

  Thu Dec 28, 2006
  • I am going to start a rumor that oil has been found on the ice shelf. How long do you believe it will take us to invade the icy island? I bet we deploy troops by February.

• Judge: Saddam to Be Executed by Saturday

  Fri Dec 29, 2006
  • I wonder we can watch the hanging via Pay Per View. Of course, that may be a bigger waste of money than watching Mike Tyson fight (in the early days) via PPV. You spend about $30 for 2-3 minutes of action and the rest of the time is commentary.

• If You Had One Sentence...

  Tue Dec 26, 2006
  • If life was a thing that money could buy, the rich would live and the poor would die.

• Fla. to Investigate 34-Minute Execution

  Thu Dec 14, 2006
  • phuck him. he probably wasn't here legally anyway. also, you can't go around killing all of our strippers.

• Expert: Bush can't attack Iran

  Thu Nov 23, 2006
  • Bush is not going to invade iran; he is focused on invading Australia. With their sandy white beaches and goregeous landscaping, Australia will make the perfect Second United States Of America. Bush plans on shipping all australians to Iran. I smell a sitcom.

• Whites Only Scholarship Creates Outrage

  Fri Nov 24, 2006
  • I'm still waiting on a scholarship designed for me. The requirements need to be: 1. mexicans only 2. 1.9 GPA 3. No honor clubs 4. Good swimmer 5. Bald